Sabtu, 24 Juli 2010

HUMOR A Chicken Story

A Chicken Story
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock.
As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently,
the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock : " Welcome to join me, we will
work together
towards productivity. "

Young cock : " What ya mean ? As far as I know, you
are old and should be retired. "

Old cock : " Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here,
can't I help you with some ? "

Young cock : " No ! Not even one, all of them will be
mine. "

Old cock : " In this case, I shall challenge you to a
competition and if I win, you shall allow me to have one
hen and if I loose you will have all. "

Young cock : " O.K. What kind of competition ? "

Old cock : " 50 metre run. From here to that tree. But due
to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10
metres. "

Young cock : " No problem ! We will compete tomorrow
morning. "

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows
the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses
the 10 metres, Young cock chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a
matter of seconds.
Before he could overtake the Old cock, Bang ! He was
shot dead by the farmer.

The Farmer sigh and swear : " This is the fifth
homo-chicken I bought this week ! ! ! ! "
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