Sabtu, 17 Juli 2010

HUMOR The DUCKS

The DUCKS
There was a man who had three sons. He gave each of
them a duck and told them to go out and sell their duck for
as much as possible.

The first son went out and sold his duck for $5, went
home andtold his dad what he had done. His father
congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a
beer.

The second son also sold his duck for $5. His father
congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a
beer.

The third son went out and saw a gorgeous blonde
woman on the side of the road.

He went up to her and said : I'll give
you my duck if you have sex with me.

She considered it and said : " Ok " .
They had sex and when they were do

she said : wow that was
good, I'll give you your duck back if you'll do me again.
The boy agreed. While they were having sex again, the
duck got loose and ran out into the road. They saw the
duck escape and pulled their pants on but not quickly
enough to prevent the duck from getting run over by a
car.

The driver jumped out of the car and said : " I'm
so sorry I killed your duck. I'll give you $40 dollars to make
up for it."

When the third son finally returned home, his dad asked :
how much he had made.

He said : " I got a fuck for a
duck, a duck for a fuck, and forty bucks for a fucked up
du
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